Hot Garbage

We Have A Lexi Problem

Quick update: Laura's professor emailed her back immediately after this episode was edited, so you can just ignore everything we said there, please and thank you.
We're covering two weeks of shows this week because some of us weren't feeling good and honestly just needed a break, but we're back!
Laura starts us off with a share time rant about her professor and reads a snippet of an email that she had sent to her professor, Stephanie tells us about how The Traitors had ruined her day, and Tyler adds yet another title to his growing list of titles for this podcast. Then we get into The Bachelor and Laura goes into an oddly educational rant in regards to what Lexi is doing on the show and why we don't really like her. Then we wrap up with Vanderpump Rules discussions about a possible re-shoot conspiracy, how Sandoval is ruining the show for us, and how Rachel has been the opposite of Sandoval and owned up to her mistakes, but should just disappear.
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Laura Almost Passed Out

(This episode was supposed to be out January 22, 2024. I'm also sorry for the weird audio glitches. I'm not sure why there were so many.)
It's the last week before Bachelor returns! But for now, we cover another two seasons of Girls! Laura discusses the struggles of trying to find a new show to watch while she does homework, Stephanie catches us up on the drama of Southern Charm, and Tyler's mad about the way a certain actor pronounces his last name. And then we recap the messy lives of Hannah, Marnie, Jessa, and Shoshanna in seasons 4 and 5 of Girls.
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BONUS BACHELOR WOMEN REVEAL: I Won't Watch The Football

OUR FIRST VIDEO EPISODE GOING UP ON YOUTUBE!
We read along with the biographies and fun facts of the women Joey will be dating on this season of the bachelor. Who do we like? Who do we think is going home in the first couple weeks? Listen for our honest first impressions on all thirty two women coming into this season!
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I Can't Look At Myself

(This episode was supposed to come out January 15th. Sorry y'all)
We're back with seasons 2 and 3 of Girls!
Nobody really has sharetime topics because we recorded this one a couple days after the last episode, but it still somehow takes like 30 minutes, so go figure. Then we continue where we left Hannah, Marnie, Jessa, Shoshanna and the rest after season 1 and Tyler gives his thoughts on the series so far and where he thinks it's going since Laura and Stephanie already know.
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You’re The Wound!

There are currently no reality shows going on right now! So we're FINALLY talking about Girls! But first, its muthafucking share time! Stephanie talks about how she doesn't like New York City, sitting next to Max from Catfish, Back To The Future The Musical, sibling rivalry, and catching up on Housewives shows, Tyler talks about the sad death of the bottle of Makers Mark he bought for Christmas, and Laura has PLENTY to talk about ranging from Housewives, to NYC train stations, to a very spirited Star Wars debate. Than we discuss season one of Girls, what Tyler thinks of his first watch of the show and Stephanie and Laura's thoughts after multiple watches.
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How Old Was I? Let’s Figure It Out

DISCLAIMER: This episode was supposed to go out on 12/25/2023, but you know, life and all that.
It's a Hot Garbage Christmas! We start off share time with Stephanie talks about Such Brave Girls on Hulu, Tyler gives a PSA on behalf of all retail workers during the holidays, and Laura recounts an epic three day bender from her younger days. Then talk about the second week (but mostly the finale) of Big Brother Reindeer Games and our thoughts on whether or not we want to see it come back next year. Then it's on to the epic finale of Survivor. Who shockingly made it to the final three? And are we happy about who ultimately won? Find out!
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She Be Tweetin’

Oh, look! This one's actually getting uploaded on Monday!
Share Time this week includes Laura recounting math stories with a little bit about the Barbie movie at the end, Stephanie gets MAD at a reviewer and talks about Leave The World Behind, and Tyler starts up a conversation about a Vanderpump spin-off that Lisa Vanderpump teased on Instagram. Then we talk about the surprisingly good week of Reindeer Games, celebrate Drew getting voted out on Survivor and make our picks for the winner, and then end it with the not surprising at all ending of The Amazing Race.
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Mostly Share Time

DISCLAIMER: This episode was supposed to come out November 27th, but life's been crazy and now it's super late. I'm sorry.
We only had Survivor and The Amazing Race on this week because of Thanksgiving, so like the title says, this episode is almost all discussions stemming from share time. Laura talks about all the news going on with people getting fired/leaving the Scream 7 production which gets a little political. Stephanie does her usual Dancing With The Stars recap and then follows it up with a movie called Ex-Mas (starring A Man apparently). And Tyler might start watching the show Girls before we start watching it for the podcast all because he's been listening to a lot of Marc Maron recently. Then we wrap it all up with some discussions about Survivor and The Amazing Race.
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This One’s Late Because Tyler Got Sick

Sorry for this one getting published almost a week late! But Tyler got really sick to the point where he didn't have the energy to do anything for several days, but we couldn't let this one not see the light of day because we didn't sit through 100 damn days of Big Brother to let the finale discussion go to waste. We give our thoughts on the final three of Big Brother and speculate about what the hell this Reindeer Games nonsense is going to be, then we discuss Survivor, do a little bit on The Amazing Race (which honestly just turns into Laura and Tyler talking about their Germany trip for a bit), talk about a boring Tell All from the Golden Bachelor, and end it with ALLLLL of the drama on Bachelor In Paradise.
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The Burnout Episode

We're all burnt out, Laura's sick, but we're still here! And we still have things to talk about! None of really had share time, so Laura ranks the Scream movies, Stephanie talks about the spooky movies she watched over Halloween weekend, and Tyler tries to talk about Australian baseball which became more of Savannah Bananas and MLB off season discussion. We're FINALLY going into the last week of Big Brother and we're more than ready for it, Survivor and The Amazing Race keep getting better, The Golden Bachelor hometowns was as boring as always, and Bachelor In Paradise is getting MESSY!
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