Hot Garbage

We're Learning And Growing

In a rare turn of events, we managed to squeeze FIVE shows into an hour and a half episode! Look at us, getting better at this stuff.
In a short and sweet share time, Tyler has nothing because he's on vacation, Laura discovered Dance Moms and that's been her latest obsession, and Stephanie catches us up on the drama with Lindsey and Carl on Summer House.
Then we get into a Bachelor Women Tell All that was slightly more interesting than the ones in the past and discuss what this "shocking" ending could end up being. Then we talk about possibly giving up on Vanderpump Rules because it has been BORING this season. The Valley premiered and it was nice to see some familiar, toxic faces to spice things up. Then we finish off with Survivor and The Amazing Race, neither of which should be 90 minute episodes and we'll die on that hill.
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Get Off Of Baseball Already!

Check out the YouTube (@hotgarbagepod) for the blooper at the end!
The vibes were weird today, but somehow we manged to wrangle in Share Time so its not a majority of the episode! we change things up and Tyler starts it off being thankful about not having to manually change clocks in Daylight Savings Time. Then Laura and Stephanie split time by talking about Love is Blind and The Traitors respectively, as well as a nice visual surprise from Stephanie to Laura and Tyler (as well as the audience) that leads to Laura hijacking her share time too. Then it's onto yet another boring hometowns episode of The Bachelor with Laura bragging that she was right. Then we talk more about how Tom Sandoval is ruining our enjoyment of Vanderpump Rules, but how Brock was INCREDIBLE this episode. And then we end things with a brief recap of week two of Survivor and once again reiterate that 90 minutes is way too much for this show.
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Laura Short Circuits

We have another lengthy sharetime this week, which is great because we also added another show to talk about too!
Stephanie catches us up on Summer House, The Traitors, and Love Is Blind. Laura tells us a story about how someone found a random baby picture of hers in the street, and Tyler talks about yet another sign that his Boston Red Sox are not going to be fun to watch this year.
Then it's onto The Bachelor, including some finale predictions. Followed by Vanderpump Rules, where Laura's brain breaks mid-thought. Then we finish it off with this season's premiere of Survivor!
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We Have A Lexi Problem

Quick update: Laura's professor emailed her back immediately after this episode was edited, so you can just ignore everything we said there, please and thank you.
We're covering two weeks of shows this week because some of us weren't feeling good and honestly just needed a break, but we're back!
Laura starts us off with a share time rant about her professor and reads a snippet of an email that she had sent to her professor, Stephanie tells us about how The Traitors had ruined her day, and Tyler adds yet another title to his growing list of titles for this podcast. Then we get into The Bachelor and Laura goes into an oddly educational rant in regards to what Lexi is doing on the show and why we don't really like her. Then we wrap up with Vanderpump Rules discussions about a possible re-shoot conspiracy, how Sandoval is ruining the show for us, and how Rachel has been the opposite of Sandoval and owned up to her mistakes, but should just disappear.
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Laura Almost Passed Out

(This episode was supposed to be out January 22, 2024. I'm also sorry for the weird audio glitches. I'm not sure why there were so many.)
It's the last week before Bachelor returns! But for now, we cover another two seasons of Girls! Laura discusses the struggles of trying to find a new show to watch while she does homework, Stephanie catches us up on the drama of Southern Charm, and Tyler's mad about the way a certain actor pronounces his last name. And then we recap the messy lives of Hannah, Marnie, Jessa, and Shoshanna in seasons 4 and 5 of Girls.
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BONUS BACHELOR WOMEN REVEAL: I Won't Watch The Football

OUR FIRST VIDEO EPISODE GOING UP ON YOUTUBE!
We read along with the biographies and fun facts of the women Joey will be dating on this season of the bachelor. Who do we like? Who do we think is going home in the first couple weeks? Listen for our honest first impressions on all thirty two women coming into this season!
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I Can't Look At Myself

(This episode was supposed to come out January 15th. Sorry y'all)
We're back with seasons 2 and 3 of Girls!
Nobody really has sharetime topics because we recorded this one a couple days after the last episode, but it still somehow takes like 30 minutes, so go figure. Then we continue where we left Hannah, Marnie, Jessa, Shoshanna and the rest after season 1 and Tyler gives his thoughts on the series so far and where he thinks it's going since Laura and Stephanie already know.
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You’re The Wound!

There are currently no reality shows going on right now! So we're FINALLY talking about Girls! But first, its muthafucking share time! Stephanie talks about how she doesn't like New York City, sitting next to Max from Catfish, Back To The Future The Musical, sibling rivalry, and catching up on Housewives shows, Tyler talks about the sad death of the bottle of Makers Mark he bought for Christmas, and Laura has PLENTY to talk about ranging from Housewives, to NYC train stations, to a very spirited Star Wars debate. Than we discuss season one of Girls, what Tyler thinks of his first watch of the show and Stephanie and Laura's thoughts after multiple watches.
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How Old Was I? Let’s Figure It Out

DISCLAIMER: This episode was supposed to go out on 12/25/2023, but you know, life and all that.
It's a Hot Garbage Christmas! We start off share time with Stephanie talks about Such Brave Girls on Hulu, Tyler gives a PSA on behalf of all retail workers during the holidays, and Laura recounts an epic three day bender from her younger days. Then talk about the second week (but mostly the finale) of Big Brother Reindeer Games and our thoughts on whether or not we want to see it come back next year. Then it's on to the epic finale of Survivor. Who shockingly made it to the final three? And are we happy about who ultimately won? Find out!
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She Be Tweetin’

Oh, look! This one's actually getting uploaded on Monday!
Share Time this week includes Laura recounting math stories with a little bit about the Barbie movie at the end, Stephanie gets MAD at a reviewer and talks about Leave The World Behind, and Tyler starts up a conversation about a Vanderpump spin-off that Lisa Vanderpump teased on Instagram. Then we talk about the surprisingly good week of Reindeer Games, celebrate Drew getting voted out on Survivor and make our picks for the winner, and then end it with the not surprising at all ending of The Amazing Race.
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